It’s a boy! I’m so excited! You know, as crazy as this may sound, I’m the last of my kind. I’m an endangered species of sorts. I’m the last male in my family that carries my last name that has any shot of fertilizing any eggs.
I do have one cousin who is around 35 or so, but if you’ve ever seen the movie Napoleon Dynamite and remember his brother… that’s my cousin. Not literally, but my cousin looks and acts like him. Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy, but I just don’t see him freeing his boys any time soon. Or ever.
I knew it was up to me to pass the torch. I’ve had a lot of talks with my boys and told them that they should really consider making a boy if they want a chance for their DNA to continue on. They listened – and thankfully my DNA will continue living on and my boy will then have the pressure to keep the ball rolling.
That is of course we don’t have another boy or two or three or ten. Jane wants to have a girl a couple of years or so after Tarzan Junior is born. We’ll see what I can do. If that mission brings about another bouncing baby Tarzan, I guess we’ll try again, and again, and again, and… oh boy.
My boy. My very own little buddy. How cool is that!? I’ve already started thinking about all the cool things we can do together – most of which are cool things my father did with me. Yeah, I had a cool Dad growing up. :)
However, there is ONE tiny little problem.
If Tarzan Junior is ANYTHING like how I was growing up – especially during the teenage years, Jane and I are in for a treat. Jane would have no idea what to do. But thankfully, since I was a little terror growing up and was ALWAYS in trouble at school, I know how t deal with it. I’ll know what to do and say to set Tarzan Junior on the right path.
We’ll be talking a LOT more about this as time goes on.
It’s funny… after finally getting out of my “bad” phase and talking to my parents, they said it all wasn’t that bad. I was in trouble a lot, but it was always for little things. Overall, I was a “good boy”. And then I remember the fact that I never of course told them about the REALLY bad things I did and never got caught doing! LOL
Ahhhh… Pregnant Jane. We’re having a little boy. That’s so cool. I’m so excited. And I don’t want you to get all worked up or freaked out thinking about raising Tarzan Junior if he has that bad streak for awhile in him like I did. Don’t you worry, I’ve got that covered. More on this soon…
Next up…. The contest and pregnant brain!
The contest… We’re launching tomorrow at 10 AM CST. This is going to be MUCH larger than we thought. The amount of time we’ve put into this is about 30 times more than we thought. But, it’ll all be worth it because we decided to give away the 31 prizes to 31 different winners! And we have nearly $1,600 in prizes to give away! So be here tomorrow at 10 AM CST. Get ready!
Pregnant brain… WOW. All I can say is WOW. WOW. Jane is REALLY losing it lately. It’s getting bad. Really bad over the last couple of days. Forgetful? Wow. Can’t talk right sometimes? Wow. It’s getting crazy and often times she is so hilarious with little pregnant brain forgetfulness. I’ll be writing a new post about this soon. Things are getting CRAZY around here. She’s forgetting everything!
P.S… Check out the cost of having a baby page I just updated. EEKS!
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