Where can I start……Let me start by stating that I love my husband, trust my husband, and would never do anything to hurt him. Well, I thought i wouldn’t………..
Round 1: We had company in town staying at our house who offered to keep my kids at home (instead of taking them to my mother-in-laws apartment) so that they could play with our company’s kids.. my thought “he!! yah, i get to sleep a little bit longer in the morning!” We told my husband, all was well…wake up, go to work…then all of the sudden my mil wants to take my daughter to church (mil lives in town, company is from out of town) i kindly tell my husband that she can take my daughter to church another day. Lunch time..talking on the phone and he asks the qustion…”what issue do you have with my mother?!?” lets say, opening pandora’s box is a BAD idea…i went into each and every issue I currently have with her (some examples include: not respecting what i say, lying to my face, not asking how i am doing after being in the er, not even MENTIONING the fact that I am preg or asking how I am doing with regards to the pg.) So then it comees out that he told my MIL that the reason that I wouldn’t let my daughter go to church was because “I am mad at her”……bad idea…to clarify, this is a woman that I have done everything in my power to keep the peace with and bite my tounge instead of fighting with her, and what does he do???? He tells her that I am mad at her! I LOST IT! THE HORMONE STORM FROM HELL CAME AND SWEPT ME AWAY! I said horrible things to him that day, and felt horrible for saying them, but unfortunately, you can’t erase the past…I apologized, and thought that the two of us had moved forward. (NOTE: he never did apologize for telling his mother that)

Round 2: I lost my drivers license, and was offered a new job, so of course to get drug test/fingerprinting you HAVE to have your license. Wed. night and we didn’t have the kids, I was supposed to work OT, but decided that we had been having a rough time with our marriage lately and that i wanted to suprise him and be there when he got home and the two of us coudl go have a nice dinner and romantic evening….well that WAS the plan…so he gets home, (My past hour was spent tearing my house apart looking for my D.L.) the last place for me to look is in his car….well he has 2 phones, and he called from his bus line on his way home…his bus phone was in the car and was off, so I turned it on to make sure tha battery was not dead, that way I could be nice and take his phone in to charge…well a thing popped up stating a new text was recvd, of course curiosity killed the cat, so I open it…now REMEMBER I HAVE A ROMANTIC EVENING PLANNED!!back to the story…well I notice there is a test message from this chick that he works with, (quick hitory on this chick:they became friends in training, then I had a crazy prego dream about the two of them having relations with each otherand told my hubby, after I told him about the dream, he bagan to dumb down their friendship to the point that I thought they were just cordial wit heach other at work) the text message read “lol, love yah, b” I then thought, ok, dont over react, let me check the message he sent her…..well there was NO sent message from him to her…..so I stormed into the house, hormones raging, and directed him thatI wanted him to let her know that she was to no longer text him as I am uncomfortable with their friendship because she crossed a line…..(AS A WOMAN, YOU DO NOT SEND A MARRIED MAN A TEXT LIKE THAT WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER MET THE WIFE! END OF STORY!!) So he refused to, so I called her, because in my head, the only person that can explain the words in the text, would be from the person that typed them….I DID NOT CURSE AT HER! I TOLD HER THAT I DO NOT TRUST HER BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW HER, AND UNTIL I KNOW HER I DON’T WANT HER TAKING THEIR FRIENDSHIP OUT OF THE WORKPLACE. My husband and I fought all night,the next day we hardly spoke, then the next day (friday) I decided to again, come home early, make dinner, dress up (oh, that is an important point because his ass couldn’t name one physical thing that he found attractive about me on Wed. however mentioned that he and this female have an unspoken attraction to each other, but they wouldn’t cross the line) AND NO I AM NOT STREATCHING THE TRUTH ONE BIT! So then we start fighting again on Friday, he tells me that if I were to make him choose between me and this female that he would choose her because he wouldn’t respect me putting him in that situation…..so we watched the movie Fireproof: (if you haven’t seen it and are having marital issues i highly recommend it) well, I thought that after us watching it would help us see each others point in a better light…..well, that is what i thought………Sat morning, the kids are home, we are going to the Circus that afternoon, i ask him what we are going to do to move forward, he stated that for us to move forward he wanted a heartfelt apology for the way i spoke to him a few weeks prior, and wanted me to apologize to this other female for calling her………I told him that I couldn’t do that because I feel that I was not wrong for calling her….he said that we then won’t be able to move forward……….i went on a walk, got more and more angry, but decided that I will fight for my marriage, and that I would swollow my pride and call her. Imagine a preg chick, full of raging hormones, pissed at hell, upset as humanly possible, fighting back tears (and the rage of wanting to break everything in sight) “RIP: my cell phone, you were a good phone that has yet to be replaced”…….well had to use his cell because my battery was dead, I told him that if he wanted me to call her, than fine, i’ll call her…. next thing you know he is chasing after me telling me NOT to call her!?!?! WTF!!! : NOTE TO MEN, DO NOT GIVE A PREGNANT WOMAN SPECIFIC DIRECTIONS UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY MEAN IT!! OTHERWISE SHE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SHE ACCOMPLISHES THE ORIGINAL TASK YOU GAVE JUST TO PROVE A POINT!! IF YOU DON’T WANT HER TO DO SOMETHING, DON’T TELL HER TO DO IT! : Needless to say, up flared the fighting…again…Seriously I can’t tell you how messed up hormonally this pregnancy is making me, i am always angry or upset about something, and I don’t know why! So long story short: we are now working on getting along, however he claims he has moved forward, but was on the phone last night telling one of his friends all of our business and making me the bad one (he refuses to see that he was wrong in any way shape or form)……….. at this point, i don’t know what i am going to do, i am tired, hormonal, and have no cell phone.

So the answer to your question: I am right there, however my hurricane is still going and I only can hope and pray that the two of us make it out of the storm alive.

I’m SO, SO curious if anyone else has experienced something like this before…

Jane and I can’t be the only couple to have experienced a hormone hurricane!

@MonsteRaer… That was absolutely hilarious!

@Pregnant Jane… My beautiful wife. No worries, I’m just glad that we both survived that hormone hurricane. And also, don’t worry… we all know you’re never ever like that. Yes, this was the first hormone hurricane and I’m right there with you partner, I’m also hoping it was the last. LOL And if so, or if not, I’ll still continue to love you more and more everyday. I just may be hiding under the kitchen table more often if it happens again. he he

It’s really so strange. I have no idea what in the world happened last night. None. I turned into a different person and I couldn’t figure out whether I was laughing or crying. It was bad. I kept looking at my husband and he’s not kidding when his look resembled a deer in the head lights. Poor guy.

Immediately I was over whatever my problem was and I felt bad for subjected him to what had just happened. He wasn’t quite himself though.

When hormones take over, it’s bad. It’s like there is no stopping them. I was pissed off at I don’t know what and I’m really glad that he could turn that crazy episode into something funny for our blog. It’s kind of embarrassing, but I hope you all get a good laugh out of it!

And, I promise that I’m not some crazy, psycho girl who likes to be mean to her husband and confuse the hell out of him… but sadly, the gremlin in me did come out last night and hopefully it will be the last!