
Conversation that took place between my pregnant self and Tarzan this morning:
Jane: ”I really want cake for breakfast. Is that bad?”
Tarzan: “Cake for breakfast?? Remember your doctor said to try and mostly have protein at every breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Cake is just all carbs.”
J: “Oh.” (I was thinking that my husband was clearly no fun for not giving into the thought of having a pregnancy craving of cake for breakfast. Why be so concerned with my pregnancy nutrition this late in the game? Remember how much macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, and Taco Bell I’ve consumed? But no, he’s suddenly worried about having a small (ok, large) slice of cake? Really?!)
T: “Maybe it’s a protein cake?”
J: “Yes, yes it is. I knew I loved you for a reason.”
Yum, strawberry cake and icing with coffee for breakfast. When else could I ever get away with that?!
PS – The cake that I actually ate looked about a million times better than this picture, by the way.
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Seriously, about six weeks ago, my husband asked what I wanted for breakfast. He meant did I want oatmeal or did I want fruit and cereal, but all I could come up with was DONUTS. Which neither of us really eat, so we didn't have in the house.
But that's what I wanted. Donuts. Donuts and a chocolate shake.
I should really give my husband more blowjobs for fetching that for me. Poor guy trying to satisfy his humongous pregnant wife lol. This is the upside of pregnancy: cake or donuts for breakfast periodically isn't really THAT weird, right? =)
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