I went into the kitchen to have a bowl of cereal for a snack. I opened up the cabinet and took out the bowl. I poured the cereal in the bowl. (One of my pregnancy cravings.) Then I went to get a spoon. I opened the drawer and there was no spoon to be found.
Then I did what any normal pregnant girl would do: Went into the dining room and got a spoon out of our China.
Yes, I’m eating cereal in my Bed, Bath, and Beyond $8.99 bowl with a Waterford spoon that cost a lot of money.
Oh, I love being pregnant!
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you know you are in trouble when you are eating cereal with chopsticks!
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