
Before I go into detail about the Jane going into labor scare today, let’s talk about the cost to have a baby with no maternity insurance. The cost to have a baby officially broke the $10,000 mark the other day - which is the amount we’ve paid thus far out of our pocket.
We’ve done everything we can to negotiate the lowest amount hospitals, doctors, blood work people, etc. all the way to the cash price for Pregnant Jane’s delivery at the hospital. I’m sure we’d be near $20,000.00 if we didn’t do what we could to get the lowest cash prices.
See the cost to have a baby without maternity insurance page for a full run-down on costs.
Uhhhhhgggh. $10,000 is a lot of money. But I’m not going to focus on that at all. What’s done is done and what’s paid is paid. We’re getting too close to the birth of Tarzan Junior to worry about it. There are more important things to worry about, right!?
Like one thing that I need to work on is how to swaddle a baby. At the class Jane and I took the other day, I did my best following the instructions on the DVD we were watching, but I had some blanket left over and the only place where it would fit is around the dolls neck. I think I failed that part of the class. In fact, I know I did. I’ll need to practice swaddling – that’s for sure.
Besides working on learning how to swaddle a baby, I also need to somehow strengthen my stomach. Yes, I have a very weak stomach when it comes to any types of body fluids – especially those that smell. I can’t get a part of the video out of my head when they removed the diaper of a baby’s first poop and how much of a mess it was! The stuff was EVERYWHERE!
I have a feeling that after dealing with baby poop 15 times or so a day you get pretty used to it after awhile. But those first few days or weeks are going to be rough. I’m thinking of investing in rubber gloves for my hands, clothes pins for my nose, a garbage bag I can put some holes in and make a shirt, a face mask, some goggles, and a snorkel. I should be well prepared for whatever is squirted my way – literally! ha ha!
Next… I thought Jane was going into labor today!
I was in the kitchen this morning and Pregnant Jane was still in bed sleeping. I was about to head up to my office when I hear Jane moan and then cry out in pain. She cried out in pain a few times as I rushed into the bedroom.
Thoughts of seeing her holding her stomach and seeing fluids squirting out all over the room as her water broke flashed through my mind. I remember panicking a little because the thought that we haven’t packed a bag for her yet raced through my mind. Who do I call? Her doctor? 911? Do I drive her to the hospital?
Am I going to have to deliver little Tarzan Junior on my own while someone from 911 walks me though it?
So many thoughts raced through my mind within about 7 seconds. I rushed into the bedroom and Jane is hunched over in pain. ”What’s wrong!? What’s going on!? Are you OK!? What hurts!? Where are you hurting!?” I asked with rapid-fire questions.
The blanket was over her so all I could see was that she was hunched over and in a ton of pain making all sorts of “I’m in a hell of a lot of pain” noises. I quickly took the blanket off of her and saw that she was grabbing her leg.
“I have a really, really bad charlie horse – it hurts so bad!” Pregnant Jane cried out.
I told her to try and straighten her leg and she couldn’t initially. After another 15 seconds or so, she could finally straighten her leg out and the pain went away almost right away.
Whhheeeeewwwwwww.
I thought for sure Jane was going into labor when I heard those sounds coming out of our bedroom!
A charlie horse. Who would have figured!?
Pregnant Jane explained to me that those charlie horses or pregnancy cramps are sometimes common when pregnant – but it was the first time that happened to her, and hopefully the last. I agree. If that had happened at 2:00 AM when we were sound asleep, I think I would have hit the ceiling because I would have jumped so fast out of bed!
Wow. That was quite a way for both of us to wake up this morning! Although I was already up, I was still waking up. I skipped out on the coffee today because that adrenaline rush was all I needed! :)
You might also want to read:
- The cost of having a baby has broken the $2,000 mark thanks to a surprise bill
- No worries about additional baby costs during labor and delivery, pills are included!
- The real cost of having a baby with no Maternity Insurance, no Medicaid, and no help.
- Final Cost To Have A Baby Without Maternity Insurance And Now Health Insurance! The One-Two Punch!
- New Baby Monkey Photos! OK guys, I was able to get Jane to give me the OK to share some baby pictures with you!




I can't imagine paying that much to have a baby! What a stress! I live in Canada, and everything is paid for thank God!
What do you do if you can't afford it??!!
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