Comments on: Newborn Breastfed Baby Poop & Pee: The colors, the sounds, the diapers, the smells… the journey and story that no one tells!

By: becca

becca — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:18:24 +0000

my daughter is only 10 days old and i’ve already experienced enough projectile poo to last a lifetime. the most memorable so far was the one that happened just after i’d washed her bum in the kitchen sink (the remains of her last poo were all over her lower back, eeeek) and i was holding her under the arms and trying to sweep her quickly back over to the changing pad and onto a clean, outstretched new diaper. just before she came in for a landing, she had a blow-out which shot straight down at the floor, where it sprayed directly into… the dog’s food bowl. even the dog had to agree that it was pretty spectacular. anyway, this is the first time i’ve read your blog – i stumbled across it while googling “newborn poop” to see if these crazy explosions really are the norm – and i literally laughed until i cried. looking forward to many more laughs as the adventure continues…

By: paige

paige — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:26:23 +0000

haha it is so cool and lol bye o one 9 sec ok i am get to do that as a help o and say i cup lol it is i see you pee ranbow colors haha :):):):):):):):):):)

By: Bryce's MOM

Bryce's MOM — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:16:31 +0000

Poop, and our little boy (5mos) always seem to be the topic of conversation these days. I do have a story for the books though. My son is breastfed and his bm’s come few and farbetweem sometimes. I am always waiting for the preverbial “shoe” to drop! LOL. My fiance and I are sitting in the Living room an d I have my son on my knee and he has that explosive poop that is never good, and all of the sudden my leg feels a little too warm. Yep, I look down and sure enough I have poop running down my leg. So I hand him off and attempt to clean myself off, and then tend to the baby. I have him in his changer and I’ve finally gotten all of the poop off and while reaching for the diaper a stream of pee lets loose. Thankfully not in my direction but all over baby. These new adventure are always welcome and very hysterical in the end!

By: jen

jen — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:17:00 +0000

breastfed babies do have better smelling poop. just be glad you don’t have a formula poop to change

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:58:48 +0000

Ha ha, my son had projectile poop as soon as we got home from the hospital. It was seedy flying poop. I expected the pee to fly, I didn’t expect the poop. I also, just wanted to say you guys seem like you will bring much laughter and joy to baby tarzans life. Congrats on your little guy.

By: momof3girls

momof3girls — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:59:15 +0000

I didn’t see that anyone said anything about the “wait there’s more” diaper. You start to change it and all of a sudden it just starts again. Like lava it bubbles out and completely fills the diaper. Stay calm. Remember that everything is washable and try to lay clean wipes down to create another layer. We did this with the last one for over a minute. 70 seconds of ooze filled three diapers before she stopped. All I could do is laugh. Imagine how great she must have felt. It’s good to be the baby! Congrads again and thanks for the wonderful heartfelt posts. I can’t wait to hear the birth story. I’m so happy everything turned out save and healthy and wonderful for all three of you.

By: TechyDad

TechyDad — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:47:29 +0000

Looks like TheAngelForever beat me to the punch and told our good baby poop stories. I do have a story that I heard of, though. Didn’t happen to us (thank goodness!), but it makes for an… um, interesting story nonetheless. So this woman’s eating a hot dog when her little one fills his diaper. She changes him, washes her hands and goes back to eating. Noticing some mustard on her arm, she licks it off…. only to realize that it’s not mustard! The moral of this story is you should never trust any mustard-like substances after you’ve had a baby.

By: Ryley

Ryley — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:11:32 +0000

One thing I wanted to add for any other first time parents info.

I was always so frustrate in the begginig because I did NOT have a good sleeping baby. I would nurse him, he would fall blissfully asleep then we’d have to change him. I was so frustrated that we had to change him AFTER he ate and wake him up.

It isnt always like that, In a month or 2 he wont have to be changed AFTER eating. That was such a HUGE relief to me.

By: devaskyla

devaskyla — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:49:45 +0000

Typing & holding is a skill you can learn pretty fast. All the parenting message boards have moms who nak (nurse at keyboard). What was fun was when I nursed & played World of Warcraft. People were always a bit stunned, especially in instances.

& on topic, this post has reminded me of the time my oldest managed to pee in his own mouth…& his ear.

By: TheAngelForever

TheAngelForever — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:54:59 +0000

Oy! Baby poop/pee/puke . . . the stories and the laughs that you can have after the fact. With two little boys we have had our share of adventures in this area. Our oldest son would toot and make noises like nobody’s business. We would have to hide our head (often laughing) in public from the sounds coming from his rear. Imagine being in synagogue for Yom Kippur and BAM – that sound erupts in the middle of a silent time.

Of course, I still remember the day of the 7 diaper, diaper change. We heard the rumble went to change him. Just as I was closing up the diaper. . . he filled it again. This happened at least 7 times! Then one day when I was home alone and TechyDad was on his way home from work our son let some major projectile poop fly. I was standing there with mustard colored baby seed poop spanning at least 6 feet of the light tan colored apartment carpet. All I could think about was the security deposit being gone. I called TechyDad on his cell phone in tears (I was quite upset and hormonal at the time). There I was with poop all over me, the baby and our bedroom.

Soon after that, TechyDad was doing another diaper change with our first. He heard a rumble and jumped out of the way. I did not know what was happening. Suddenly I was covered from shoulders to toes in baby poop! Needless to say I was not laughing at the time. I managed to get myself in the shower, with my clothing on to hose off while hubby was dealing with our son. Thank goodness our little guy was never quite an adventure with his diapers. Never had the sounds, diapers or fun when he was a baby, which makes me afraid of potty training coming soon.

Babies love to pee during changes. We usually just put a burp cloth over them until they are older. One day my oldest started to pee in the middle of a diaper change. I was not quick enough on the draw and he would not stay still. I stood back and just let him pee all over himself. He giggled and was so proud of himself. Who wouldn’t given what a water fountain he was.

Don’t you love being a parent? Before this you never would have imagined talking, writing, laughing and exploring the wonderful world of baby poop!