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Birth experience prediction for pregnant women

by Jane on January 4, 2009 · 7 comments

birth-experience-preditionThere are so many different baby birth experience predictions for pregnant women online, and naturally I love seeing what they predict I will have.  I know that it’s total b.s. and that there is a 50/50 chance of being correct, but it’s still fun.  

Here’s what my birth experience prediction from Madame Zaritska said:

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon. 

After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair. 

If you want to find out what Madame Z predicts for you, take the test here.

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The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and a lot of blonde hair.

13 pounds!!! I really hope its wrong.

Hmm..Apparently I am having a girl, my labor will last 4 hours, it will be a stormy evening, the baby will be 8 pounds, and will have hazel eyes and blonde hair.

I guess everything it said is possible aside from the fact that I'm having a boy. I am black, and my SO is german. He has "dirty dishwater" blonde hair as he likes to call it, and bright blue eyes (His bedroom eyes as I like to call it ;) ). So, I guess it's possible for our son to have blonde hair haha.

Man, I hope my labor IS 4 hours long! That would be amazing! haha.

This thing said that my baby was going to be 4lbs 9oz... lol that means that my baby would need to stay in the hospital and that it would be a girl, born on an overcast day in the evening and she'd be born with dark violet eyes and curly red hair.. lol I doubt that because I have blonde hair and blue eyes and the father has black/dark brown hair and brown eyes lol.... but who knows.... I hope the girl part is right though!

holy cow! mybaby is due in feb.. and it's suppossed to be warm out???!!! the part i do believe is curly red hair and light green eyes! (both my other oys have red hair as i do...and this baby's father has light green eyes) shit 11lbs 6oz though?!! though my last boy was 10 lbs 4 oz....u never know

...oh my god could a birth be anyworse? lol thank god these tings aren't right or else I'd be pretty upset that my little boy was going to be in all pink on top of the fact that my tiny 110 lbs would have to have an 11 lb baby after 48 hoursof labor....
thank god that thing is soooo wrong hahaha

Brown eyes and brown hair? Hmmmm..........

That was fun, though!

Um...she said my boy will have blond hair and blue eyes. Anything is possible , but since we are African-American and having twins..well you know.

Love your blog

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