I realize that I should have been a bit more specific in my request to you last time.
While I’m glad that you decided to make your appearance, it does not please me on how you made your appearance. I get that it might have been a lot more convenient for you to come in the middle of the night while I was sleeping, but how about some warning. Give me a cramp or two, a headache, something.
It is a cruel joke for you to come in the middle of the night and mimic the whole postpartum bleeding that I had after Monkey was born. Even though I saw the “present” this morning, and even though I was half asleep, I had to wonder if I had some internal bleeding going on. It was scary.
So it is my wish that you make this visit short and sweet and give me fair warning next month.
Got it? Here’s to hopin’ that we are both on the same page.
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