Today marks my second visit to the gym to get rid of this unwanted pregnancy weight. I went straight to the elliptical machine & set the time for 45 minutes, plus the 5 minute cool down.
After 30 minutes I was losing my stride & wanted to call it quits, but then George Michael’s “Freedom” came on my iPod & I started to increase my pace.
Ahhh, nothing like good music that gets you pumped up, right?!
After completing my goal of 50 minutes & burning exactly 400 calories, I started to focus on legs, hips, & thighs. Now here is where the whole orgasm topic comes into play.
Before I got pregnant I went to the gym daily. One of the first times that I went, I got on the leg machine where you sit down & the bar goes over your calves. You pull your legs in with the weights. Know the machine I’m talking about?
Well this one time I got on it, I felt a strange feeling. Of course I didn’t stop pulling the weight with my leg & the feeling became more intense… Yes, I had an orgasm on the damn leg machine. I was freaking out after & looking around to make sure that no one saw me… You know, in case I had a certain look on my face.
Thank God that the gym was empty that night. Never again did I get on that leg machine & you guess it, I didn’t get on it today either. Having an orgasm is cool, but having an orgasm in public around sweaty people on a gym machine is not so cool. At least in my opinion.
Has this ever happened to anyone else???
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Sorry, *giggle*, that’s ummm, *giggle laugh* NEVER happened to me. *snort laugh* Sorry to laugh, but never thought of having an O at the gym. Just never thought that was possible. But ya know, you’re going, & dangit, hop on that bad boy & beat it into submission. Then have a smoke afterwards. lol
I wish it were that easy for me…… Lol
I wish!
lol I had one on a rowing machine!
You are not alone. While it has never happened to me, I have heard that it happens to people during various exercises. Just google it! Maybe I should exercise more!
When I was pregnant (before I knew) I went to the gym to try in vain to lose some weight. I was put on bedrest very early in my pregnancy if you remember. I had one on the machine for inner thighs. Only happened the once and then I found out I was pregnant a few days later and I blamed it on that.
LOL. I have heard of this one move where you like scissor your legs and squeeze them together…yeah, might wanna stay away from that move in public too!
Shoot, if it were that easy, I’d definitely be having more sex, lol!
Hahahahahahahaha………………. Wow, good thing this is an anonymous blog. I think I would go to the gym more if that were the case. What would you have done if you made a face and someone saw you. I think I would die. Good thing it was empty.
I’d be on that machine every day – twice a day!
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/fitness/moves-to-make-you-coregasm
true story!
my baby is almost 10weeks old… I need to lose my leftover stomach as it is
I’m starting tomorrow!
I really don’t know what to say about this one. When Jane first told me about that happening to her, I was like, “Whoa! That’s cool! I want to watch!”
And then I found myself jealous of a damn exercise machine.
So that night I went to the gym and beat that machine up and told it if he ever lays a hand on my wife again I’ll rip it apart.
Ha ha ha. But seriously, I’m just happy this doesn’t happen to guys. Can you imagine what the gym would be like if guys were there having orgasms using all of the machines? No No No… Not an image that I want in my mind!
I usually only have orgasms in my sleep.
However, once I was on vacation with my family and we were tubing off the back of my dad’s speedboat on Long Island Sound. At the end of my ride I fell off the tube and as I was trying to get back on it, I had an orgasm, right infront of my entire family watching me from the boat. I told everyone that I was freaking out over seaweed.