Today marks my second visit to the gym to get rid of this unwanted pregnancy weight. I went straight to the elliptical machine & set the time for 45 minutes, plus the 5 minute cool down.
After 30 minutes I was losing my stride & wanted to call it quits, but then George Michael’s “Freedom” came on my iPod & I started to increase my pace.
Ahhh, nothing like good music that gets you pumped up, right?!
After completing my goal of 50 minutes & burning exactly 400 calories, I started to focus on legs, hips, & thighs. Now here is where the whole orgasm topic comes into play.
Before I got pregnant I went to the gym daily. One of the first times that I went, I got on the leg machine where you sit down & the bar goes over your calves. You pull your legs in with the weights. Know the machine I’m talking about?
Well this one time I got on it, I felt a strange feeling. Of course I didn’t stop pulling the weight with my leg & the feeling became more intense… Yes, I had an orgasm on the damn leg machine. I was freaking out after & looking around to make sure that no one saw me… You know, in case I had a certain look on my face.
Thank God that the gym was empty that night. Never again did I get on that leg machine & you guess it, I didn’t get on it today either. Having an orgasm is cool, but having an orgasm in public around sweaty people on a gym machine is not so cool. At least in my opinion.
Has this ever happened to anyone else???
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I usually only have orgasms in my sleep.
However, once I was on vacation with my family and we were tubing off the back of my dad's speedboat on Long Island Sound. At the end of my ride I fell off the tube and as I was trying to get back on it, I had an orgasm, right infront of my entire family watching me from the boat. I told everyone that I was freaking out over seaweed.
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