Top 10 Reasons Why She Might Be Pregnant…
1. You remembered the next day that she asked you to remind her to take her pill last night.
2. You did too many jello shots at a bar on Halloween, then went home and got your Monster Mash on. (This is how Jane became pregnant!)
3. Within seconds after you’re finished the first word you say is, “whoops!”
4. Her breasts become extra sensitive; you think she’s just into you playing around a little more than usual. Boy, you’ve got a surprise coming buddy…
5. The condom broke. Well no wonder since you used the one that has been in your wallet since 1992!
6. You come home from work and there are not one, not two, but three pregnancy test boxes in the garbage. Three strikes and your out!
7. You wake up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom and find her hiding in the pantry dipping pickles into the jar of peanut butter.
8. She casually asks you, “So, what do you think about becoming a father… say in 9 months or so?”
9. You wake up to the sound of her throwing up in the wee hours of the morning… for days on end.
10. She yells at you one minute, then wants to hug you the next. Then the next minute she’s laughing, only to start crying 30 seconds later during the “move that bus!” chant on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Can you think of any reasons why she might be pregnant? Comment on this post and feel free to add some that you have come up with!
You might also want to read:
- Pregnant Thoughts From A Soon-To-Be Father
- 15 weeks pregnant and the floodgates have opened: Crying during pregnancy and beyond?
- We don’t have a kid yet- already I can’t sleep and wake up at the crack of dawn!
- Here’s Jane’s 18 weeks of pregnant belly picture – Whoa! Her belly is growing like a weed!
- Father-to-be thoughts about first times and last times.
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