I’ve always been the kind of girl that has had generous sized boobs, but it seems that being 12 weeks pregnant has really made them grow. My pregnant boobs are ginormous, I tell you!
Along with looking like I could fit perfectly in a porn with these suckers, they are tender, which is good not. Any pregnant women knows what I’m talking about. Our boobs are tender and sore to the touch. Sleeping even presents a bit of a problem due to the boobies. It’s absolutely crazy!
The other one that is suffering is Tarzan. You know, Tarzan is a boob man. Boobs (mine only) are his thing, so you can only imagine how he wants to grab them. (Side Note: The picture you see here is not me, but the best I could find to get my point across. 
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Of course Tarzan knows better than reach out and grab them… and he doesn’t test me. It makes me laugh thinking of what torture it must be for him (must be the pregnancy hormones because I’m really a nice girl).
No sex and no boob holding. Oh my, what’s a guy to do?
I have gone up a size, from a C to a D. Well I should clarify that I am still squeezing myself into my C’s because my D’s haven’t arrived yet. Who knows, maybe I’m bigger than a D!
Can’t. Even. Imagine. That.
One great thing about this boob-gorge is that I finally have perky boobs for the first time in my life. Well, not really. I do imagine that they used to be perky when I was younger and then somewhere along the lines, they started to look sad and become a bit on the saggy side. This perkiness is definitely a plus!
I read that throughout pregnancy boob will way 2 pounds each. That sounds like a whole lotta boob right there! I wonder how much mine weigh now? Can I just drop these puppies on the scale?
I’m gonna go find out!
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You 2 are funny! Wait ’til after delivery if you think they’re big now! At any rate, sleeping in a bra can help combat soreness by keeping the girls where they need to be, and help defy the undesirable effects of gravity!
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I just might have to try sleeping in a bra. I’ve heard sports bras are really helpful for the tenderness. I cannot imagine them getting any bigger! Ha, ha.
Oh my. I do remember these.
Mine went from a c to a dd….and now that I’m almost 2 weeks pp, they are growing out of my dd’s. I don’t even know what to do…I haven’t been able to find nursing bras that go bigger than a dd.
DH loves them though…I’m getting my figure back and beefing up the cleavage – unfortunately he has to wear gloves when handling them because things tend to get a little leaky.
I agree that wearing a bra to bed really helps with soreness – although underwires just aren’t comfortable. I bought a selection of “wrap” style sports bras that would allow for easy nursing after baby was born – double duty! They worked well before baby was born and are really great for those times of engorgement after baby is born.
Happy pregnancy! I look forward to following your pregnancy on twitter. I was just remarking to DH that I missed being pregnant already
I read this and kinda laughed because I went through the same things. I went up two shoe sizes and about 2-3 cup sizes, starting at DDD. I do feel like a porn star! I am 23 weeks pregnant and 20 years old. What an experience! Baby has been moving and boy, I could have never imagined! Good luck, I’ll keep posted on your posts. I found you on twitter thru someone who twittered you, or something like that.
I really, really miss them
As I type this, I see you sitting over the on the couch and you just look so, so beautiful. You are the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You are hot. You are sexy…. MMmmmm…. Is it working Jane? Tarzan needs some lovin’ 
I too went from a C to a very full DD… you gals that are dealing with the boob problems at the moment may want to look into the nighttime nursing bras… they are really soft cotton so they won’t bother tender nipples and they are very stretchy so they will be comfy when you sleep… plus you can use them after the baby is born. I loved mine so much I pretty much lived in them with both my son and my daughter!
Enjoy them now, lol. Later they will have stretch marks and sag more than they did before, lol.
Been there, done that about 7 times.
Things like this scare me. I’m already a DD-DDD depending on the style. I just found out that I’m pregnant (about 5-6 weeks) and I have no clue where I’d buy bras! I’m already the biggest cup size at Cacique in the non-granny styles. My mom went from a B to a very full C with me (her first).
ha ha! I am 8 weeks and kind of know what you mean!!!
I am already D and don’t even want to think what size I will be – at the end of it