I’ve always been the kind of girl that has had generous sized boobs, but it seems that being 12 weeks pregnant has really made them grow. My pregnant boobs are ginormous, I tell you!
Along with looking like I could fit perfectly in a porn with these suckers, they are tender, which is good not. Any pregnant women knows what I’m talking about. Our boobs are tender and sore to the touch. Sleeping even presents a bit of a problem due to the boobies. It’s absolutely crazy!
The other one that is suffering is Tarzan. You know, Tarzan is a boob man. Boobs (mine only) are his thing, so you can only imagine how he wants to grab them. (Side Note: The picture you see here is not me, but the best I could find to get my point across. 
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Of course Tarzan knows better than reach out and grab them… and he doesn’t test me. It makes me laugh thinking of what torture it must be for him (must be the pregnancy hormones because I’m really a nice girl).
No sex and no boob holding. Oh my, what’s a guy to do?
I have gone up a size, from a C to a D. Well I should clarify that I am still squeezing myself into my C’s because my D’s haven’t arrived yet. Who knows, maybe I’m bigger than a D!
Can’t. Even. Imagine. That.
One great thing about this boob-gorge is that I finally have perky boobs for the first time in my life. Well, not really. I do imagine that they used to be perky when I was younger and then somewhere along the lines, they started to look sad and become a bit on the saggy side. This perkiness is definitely a plus!
I read that throughout pregnancy boob will way 2 pounds each. That sounds like a whole lotta boob right there! I wonder how much mine weigh now? Can I just drop these puppies on the scale?
I’m gonna go find out!
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