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“My butt is too big”.

by Jane · 4 comments

This is what Monkey said to me while sitting in his car seat.  I started cracking up at his choice of wording.  His butt is anything but too big – I mean, the kid only weighs 29 pounds on a good day.  I don’t have a clue where he got that sentence from because I’m pretty sure I’ve never said that out loud for him to hear.  He said it after I picked him up from school, so maybe he got it from there…

Having a toddler is a lot of fun!  Monkey says the most random things and I can’t help but laugh.

We were watching Yo Gabba Gabba one day (it’s his favorite show still) and I stopped looking at the television and turned my head to look at Monkey and just watch him.  He looked at me like, “WTF are you staring at?”, put his hand on the side of my face and pushed it so that I was looking at the tv instead of him.  Then he said, “Momma, watch Yo Gabba Gabba”.

Yes, sir!

 

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1 Nadia November 11, 2011

Toddlers say the funniest things some times. That is absolutely adorable. When I was a toddler I called cows “pachyderms” because I thought they were elephants. How I knew that elephants were pachyderms, and why I thought cows were elephants, is beyond me!

2 vethal November 8, 2011

Hi Jane thats so cool. when did he start speaking.

3 Ellen October 23, 2011

Hahahahahahah “wtf”!
That’s fantastic :D

4 Alicia October 23, 2011

Kids do say silly things :) Thank you for sharing Jane!

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