Actual photo of Tarzan handing Jane strange pregnancy craving sandwich.
This pregnant girl is having a weird food craving for dinner. Of course I wasn’t even hungry like 5 minutes ago, but now I’m famished. Let’s talk about what Tarzan is making me for dinner. It started off as a simple egg sandwich.
Very simple enough, right?
Then I wanted doritos with it. Zesty taco and chipotle ranch, to be specific. Then I decided that some green olives would be great on it. Oh and through in some pimento cheese on the bottom bread please.
Yes, I’m having an egg, doritos, olive, and pimento cheese sandwich. Yum! I really hope that it tastes as good going down! Gotta love pregnancy cravings!
Tarzan is taking pictures between making it for me and I’m so thankful that he is taking care of his pregnant wife. In fact, I really think he got a huge kick out of making my sandwich.
I can’t believe… oh wait… it’s ready…
I’m back! I had to take a little break to gulp (I mean, eat) my sandwich and it was delicious! All you other pregnant ladies out there should definitely try it. So yummy!
Now I’m off to bed. I had an exhausting day at Kemah and Galveston and I can’t wait to change into my pj’s and go to bed. Sounds very nice!
Update By Tarzan!
Hey everyone! Hey Jane, this is our first pregnancy blog post that we’ve done together. Awwee… how cute, right? Well, my stomach is still churning a little from making you your sandwich to even think about cuteness! So here’s how it all went down guys…
As I began to make Jane a normal egg sandwich, I asked her if she wanted cheese on it. She said no, but then began to rattle off that wonderful menu of items she listed above. I couldn’t believe that she was serious. She was, and I knew that this was one of those pregnancy kodak moments that I just had to capture.
As you can see below, we have Doritos, bread, that pimento cheese stuff spread on the bread, 2 eggs, and a jar of olives to the right.
As I was making it, Jane asked me to give her 2 olives cut in half. (Strange. I know.) So I put everything together and started to put the Doritos on the plate and she said, “be sure you put the Doritos in the sandwich!” At this point I knew that the best thing that I could possible do was to keep my mouth shut. So, I put the Doritos on her sandwich with everything else as you can see below:
MMMmmm…. and here is my finished creation which I’m now calling…
“The Pregnant Jane Pregnancy Craving Sandwich!”
After I brought Jane’s creation cooked and prepared by yours truly, she said, “Oh no, I wanted the olives inside of the sandwich!”
My stomach couldn’t take it. I told her I was sorry and just had to walk away for a moment. The mere thought of mixing olives and eggs just grossed me out!
But you know what? I’ll make her these sandwiches any day of the week. I missed my Jane as you read in my previous post today, and it’s good to have her home. 
Now I’m wondering if I dare to even as this question, but…
What is the weirdest food mix you’ve eaten while pregnant or for the fellow food craving go-to guys, what have you made for your wife or girlfriend that really grossed you out?
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