
I’m sitting on my bed in a robe with wet hair… Oh wait, this isn’t that type of blog.
I just got out of the shower about 10 minutes ago. After I finished drying off I stared at my naked self in the mirror, as I usually do. You know, looking for changes and extra bulges that shouldn’t be there.
Anyways, my eyes went to my boobs and OH MY GOSH. What happened to MY boobs?
I have some crazy looking pregnant boobs right now. Not only are they pretty huge, but blue veins are present everywhere (so sexy, right Tarzan?) and if that isn’t bad enough, the areolae (the part around the nipple) is huge. Like it covers so much of my boob.
What a sight!
I totally wish that I could take a picture and post it, but I think that would go against having a wholesome pregnancy blog.
I’ll leave you with this brilliant reminder from “The Unexpected When You’re Expecting (a parody)”:
“If you’re Caucasian, say goodbye to those pink nipples, sweetie. You’re headed to brown town.”
(I haven’t arrived to “brown town” yet, but I think I’m just around the corner. Eeks!)
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- 14 weeks pregnant: Vivid sex dreams normal?
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o boy...!!! i have blue veins runnin to my nipple area and i cant stand it,i dont even know if im prego but i think iam!!!..my boobs never had these,these veins. it gross man..if i am pregnant i cant wait to have my baby. n by the way i hope its a girl!!!,but if i get a boy,,i 'll still be happy and so will his dad!!
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