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Porn star boobs update: They keep growing and growing and …

by Jane · 9 comments

pregnant-boobsI’m really in the wrong business with my porn star sized boobs right now.  Ha, ha!  I’ve always heard that boobs grow and grow when pregnant, but it wasn’t until it started to happen to me that I realized how right that is.  

This is an update to my first post about my pregnant, porn star boobs.

It’s going to be time to get some new bras pretty soon and I’ve learned my lesson about bras.  

See, this last time I bought some really cute ones from Victoria’s Secret.  I’m not a “vanilla” type of girl, so I didn’t stick with neutral colors at all (think:  pink and red).  Well, of course, my selection bit me in the a$$ when I wanted to wear a white shirt.  I had to stick a tank top or a cami underneath so that the color of my bra would be hidden.

This next bra-buying time around, I will be smarter with my choices.  Instead of shelling out $40 or more at Victoria’s Secret, I will be going to Target.  Now, I’ve never bought bras other than V.S. (in my life), but I’ve heard some really great things about Gilligan O’Malley brand that they have at Target.  In fact, I’ve heard many people rave about how much they like it even more than V.S.  

Sounds like something I should try out!  Plus, how wrong can you go with only spending $12.99?  I’ll be able to get pink, red, and beige bras all for the price of one V.S. bra!  That excites me!

So do boobs continue to grow and grow throughout pregnancy, or can I expect them to stay put at one size for a while?  I have no idea what size they are now that I’m in the second trimester, but my cups are about to runneth over!

Since you know so much about my and Tarzan’s personal life anyways, why not keep going?  (Can’t say it enough, but I’m so grateful that this is an anonymous blog!)

Not only have my boobs grown to enormous proportions since getting knocked up, but everything about the two “lumps” on my chest have changed.  

Gone are the small areola and nipple.  Now my damn areola looks like it’s trying to eat my whole boob.  It’s a sight to see, I tell you!  It’s a massive round area that is trying its best to take over my boob.  Same story with the nips.  Why do those have to get so huge?  

And, boob gods, why oh why are they hard ALL OF THE TIME?  Can’t I get a break somewhere?  Even when I wear my white shirt with a cami, said nips poke out.  To the average person it would appear that I’m constantly turned on… and we all know that hasn’t been the case.  Yet.  (I still have high hopes that my day will soon come!)

Gone are the days that I wasn’t constantly aware of my boobs being sore and tender.  Now, on the other hand, I’m reminded daily about this.  And it’s not only limited to when my eyes are open and I’m functioning with day-to-day things.  Oh no.  I’m reminded of my sore boobs when I’m sleeping, as in I’m woken up due to my sleeping position and must change positions as soon as possible.

There are 2 positives that come out of my porn stars boobies:  

1.  My boobs are really perky and that’s a great perk!

2.  I’m thinking that if my boobs keep growing, it will only make my body be in proportion with my growing belly.  A couple of things getting bigger (just as long as it’s not my a$$ and thighs please!) is always more helpful to keep you looking good!

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1 Jane

What brand did you end up getting? Are they super comfy? I’m slightly jealous and am making a mental note to go to Target this weekend. Yay for new bras!!

2 Crysi

Wanted to tell you I picked up 2 new bras at Target. Heaven!

Crysi’s last blog post..Finger Paint

3 Jane

Hi Judy – Wow, thanks for all that info/advice! I looked at your blog and there is so much information on various bras. I’m def. going to save that and go back to it. Thanks again!

Crysi – Sounds like you and I think a lot alike! I haven’t gotten to the point where things are cracked and peeling, but I’m sure that’s just part of the whole process. Although, it doesn’t sound like too much fun. Hope they start feeling better soon!

Surfer Jay – I’m sure that I’ll have to buy more bras throughout the next few months for sure! I wonder if they will ever stay one size post-baby.

Cindy – Pads are a good idea for when they start to hurt a lot. Thanks for that! You made me laugh about the Pamela Anderson thing – that’s too funny! And congrats on the boobies still looking up. I hope mine will be that way too.

Helen – I’ll definitely remember to wear a more supportive bra at night to help with the pain. That’s a great idea! I’m learning that VS may not be the best way to go.

4 Helen

Pregnancy and breastfeeding make your boobs do all sorts of strange things. They get bigger and smaller, sore and not-sore, swollen and hard, drippy and soft..LOL
Everyone is different, but mine got HUGE after the birth and during breastfeeding, but they were always on the larger side. My mom has always had small boobs and she says hers didn’t change much at all, even during breastfeeding.
Haha…I remember having the always-hard nips and the aching feeling. I think I remember wearing a supportive bra to bed in the later months to reduce the pain from contact with the bed sheets too. You might want to try that. You need a really good support bra though- VS ain’t gonna cut it for preggo boobs:-)

Helen’s last blog post..Tuesday Tips- Kids and Fever

5 Cindy

By padded bras to cover the nipple “problem”. You will also find that they make your hard boobs feel more comfortable. They will grow more and more. If you are going to breastfeed they’ll be ready explode every time your baby is near you :D
BUT, if you decide breastfeeding isn’t working… that’s when the real problems will kick in. You think your boobs are hard now? LOL . I was a triple Pamela Anderson when I stopped breastfeeding, but.. one day your boobs will leave you again.. I am lucky, mine are still looking up but they are far from big.. :|

*should really get pregnant again or get a boob job*

6 Surfer Jay

It’s a wonderful thing isn’t it. Of course, you may have to go buy a whole new set of bras…again…post breastfeeding. My Lilly had to buy a whole new collection. Her original 1,001 bras don’t fit anymore. And she buys the expensive Victoria Secret ones.

7 Tarzan

I just wanted to chime in here and say that I really love Jane’s boobs… and it’s killing me that there is a five foot look but don’t touch rule in effect because they are sore. :( I feel like I’m being punished and I didn’t do anything wrong! :( Oh how I miss them…

8 Crysi

Haha! I was actually studying my boobs this morning. I know, it’s weird, but true. Mine are always hard too! So annoying when I want to wear a built in bra tank under a shirt instead of trying to stuff them into my bra (V.S by the way, too!). To make things even weirder, Adia and I were just about to head for Target for a few items, one of them being bigger bras!

I can’t help you on whether they get bigger and bigger throughout pregnancy. Mine never really changed with Adia and I also couldn’t breastfeed. This time, things have changed. They’re growing and they were already large to begin with and my nips are killing me! They’re cracked and peeling and constantly tingling. I hope it’s a good sign.

Crysi’s last blog post..Adia Burrito

9 Judy - Mommy News Blog

Everyone is different and unfortunately, there is now way to determine how much your breasts will grow during and after pregnancy. I have found that if you grow a lot during your pregnancy, you tend to grow less after the baby is born and your milk comes in – and vice-versa – but it isn’t a hard and fast rule. One of my favorite bras is the Bravado Body silk Seamless Nursing Bra: http://www.mothersboutique.com/bosisenubra.html – it is designed to “grow with you” – so as your body changes, it will still fit you. It is a little pricey – but so worth it! Let me know if you need any other advice on finding good bras. Here is a link to a blog post I wrote on this topic last month: http://mommynewsblog.com/how-do-i-find-a-great-maternity-nursing-bra/

Judy – Mommy News Blog’s last blog post..A Valentine’s Day Gift That Any Mom Would Love

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