I’m really in the wrong business with my porn star sized boobs right now. Ha, ha! I’ve always heard that boobs grow and grow when pregnant, but it wasn’t until it started to happen to me that I realized how right that is.
This is an update to my first post about my pregnant, porn star boobs.
It’s going to be time to get some new bras pretty soon and I’ve learned my lesson about bras.
See, this last time I bought some really cute ones from Victoria’s Secret. I’m not a “vanilla” type of girl, so I didn’t stick with neutral colors at all (think: pink and red). Well, of course, my selection bit me in the a$$ when I wanted to wear a white shirt. I had to stick a tank top or a cami underneath so that the color of my bra would be hidden.
This next bra-buying time around, I will be smarter with my choices. Instead of shelling out $40 or more at Victoria’s Secret, I will be going to Target. Now, I’ve never bought bras other than V.S. (in my life), but I’ve heard some really great things about Gilligan O’Malley brand that they have at Target. In fact, I’ve heard many people rave about how much they like it even more than V.S.
Sounds like something I should try out! Plus, how wrong can you go with only spending $12.99? I’ll be able to get pink, red, and beige bras all for the price of one V.S. bra! That excites me!
So do boobs continue to grow and grow throughout pregnancy, or can I expect them to stay put at one size for a while? I have no idea what size they are now that I’m in the second trimester, but my cups are about to runneth over!
Since you know so much about my and Tarzan’s personal life anyways, why not keep going? (Can’t say it enough, but I’m so grateful that this is an anonymous blog!)
Not only have my boobs grown to enormous proportions since getting knocked up, but everything about the two “lumps” on my chest have changed.
Gone are the small areola and nipple. Now my damn areola looks like it’s trying to eat my whole boob. It’s a sight to see, I tell you! It’s a massive round area that is trying its best to take over my boob. Same story with the nips. Why do those have to get so huge?
And, boob gods, why oh why are they hard ALL OF THE TIME? Can’t I get a break somewhere? Even when I wear my white shirt with a cami, said nips poke out. To the average person it would appear that I’m constantly turned on… and we all know that hasn’t been the case. Yet. (I still have high hopes that my day will soon come!)
Gone are the days that I wasn’t constantly aware of my boobs being sore and tender. Now, on the other hand, I’m reminded daily about this. And it’s not only limited to when my eyes are open and I’m functioning with day-to-day things. Oh no. I’m reminded of my sore boobs when I’m sleeping, as in I’m woken up due to my sleeping position and must change positions as soon as possible.
There are 2 positives that come out of my porn stars boobies:
1. My boobs are really perky and that’s a great perk!
2. I’m thinking that if my boobs keep growing, it will only make my body be in proportion with my growing belly. A couple of things getting bigger (just as long as it’s not my a$$ and thighs please!) is always more helpful to keep you looking good!
You might also want to read:
- 12 weeks pregnant: Porn star boobs
- Pregnancy bras? My Victoria’s Secret bra shopping spree!
- 12 Weeks Pregnant: When Do We Tell Everyone? Boobs?
- Breastfeeding: Let’s talk painful nipples, shall we?
- Update on registering… We did it!
What brand did you end up getting? Are they super comfy? I'm slightly jealous and am making a mental note to go to Target this weekend. Yay for new bras!!
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