Boobs

Before we get talking about breastfeeding, I just want to say that I’ve  never had painful nipples in my life.  Well, unless you count that time that I had a sneaking suspicion that I was pregnant.  Both boobs hurt and Tarzan needed to stay ten feet away from the nips too.  Talk about pain.

See, I’ve never really had too much sensitivity in my boobs at all.  I always thought this was pretty damn irritating, you know, when trying to get in the mood.

I might add that Tarzan is a boob man, so this was an interference for him as well.  He could literally pull them, bite them, and move them all around and I [click to continue…]

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Are you ready for my LONGEST blog post to date?  Grab a cup of coffee and let’s get you all caught up on everything we’ve had going on!

Since we got home from the hospital, I feel like we’ve been in a tornado.  We’re busier than we’ve ever been and the days are all running together.  Our son, Baby Tarzan, is doing GREAT.  Jane is also doing great, but very, very tired as you can imagine.

Now before I go into my little “being a Daddy” piece today, I wanted to update you guys on a lot of different things based on questions that have come in from our blog here and on Twitter that people like you [click to continue…]

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Almost to celebrate being close to being out of the second trimester, I had a meltdown yesterday, complete with lots of crying.  I don’t know what my problem is, but being pregnant is really hard on me at times.  

Part of me thinks it’s because this was a surprise pregnancy.  Part of me thinks it’s because I’m not around babies and none of my friends are pregnant.  

Thank God for this pregnancy blog because it’s the only way that I can relate to other people who are like me and going through the same thing.

So just a little disclaimer before you read the following because I don’t [click to continue…]

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Every night it’s the same thing: I eat dinner, stare at my belly, and then tell Tarzan to look at my belly.

I’m in constant amazement of my 26 week pregnant belly, especially after dinner.  My stomach looks so different at night from how it does in the morning.

And I love it!

Not only is it bigger, but it’s [click to continue…]

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I’m really in the wrong business with my porn star sized boobs right now.  Ha, ha!  I’ve always heard that boobs grow and grow when pregnant, but it wasn’t until it started to happen to me that I realized how right that is.  

This is an update to my first post about my pregnant, porn star boobs.

It’s going to be time to get some new bras pretty soon and I’ve learned my lesson about bras.  

See, this last time I bought some really cute ones from Victoria’s Secret.  I’m not [click to continue…]

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When certain people found out I was pregnant, they either asked questions that were bound to annoy the hell out of me, or they did weird things.  

Like my drunk aunt who went crazy over my belly (read: bloat) on Christmas.  I mean really, I was only 9w5d pregnant and there was nothing to fawn over.  

Oh, and by crazy, I mean she totally kissed my stomach up and down.  Now this is a relative, so I guess it’s a lot better than a complete stranger, but still.  It’s creepy and I would rather it not be done.  At all.

Now I realize my mom has the best intentions by [click to continue…]

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I’m sitting on my bed in a robe with wet hair… Oh wait, this isn’t that type of blog.  

I just got out of the shower about 10 minutes ago.  After I finished drying off I stared at my naked self in the mirror, as I usually do.  You know, looking for changes and extra bulges that shouldn’t be there.

Anyways, my eyes went to my boobs and OH MY GOSH.  What happened to MY boobs?  

I have some crazy looking pregnant boobs [click to continue…]

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As much as I haven’t been in the mood for sex, I must admit that I feel bad for my poor husband.  He even posted about how much he thinks about it and my heart just goes out for the guy.

So I’ve planned something.  

Without going into all the details on this blog, because some things should be private, I’ve decided to surprise him when he gets back home.  

You see, he’s been so stressed out with various things, so I scheduled him an appointment for a massage tonight.  He’s there right now.  He made a comment while he was getting dressed about how nice it would be to be all relaxed from the massage and then come home and get some (well he didn’t use those exact words).  

He’s lucky that I’m: [click to continue…]

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I’ve always been the kind of girl that has had generous sized boobs, but it seems that being 12 weeks pregnant has really made them grow.  My pregnant boobs are ginormous, I tell you!  

Along with looking like I could fit perfectly in a porn with these suckers, they are tender, which is good not.  Any pregnant women knows what I’m talking about.  Our boobs are tender and sore to the touch.  Sleeping even presents a bit of a problem due to the boobies.  It’s absolutely crazy!

The other one that is suffering is Tarzan.  You know, Tarzan is a boob man.  Boobs (mine only) are his thing, so you can only imagine how he wants to grab them.  (Side Note: The picture you see here is not me, but the best I could find to get my point across. )

Of course Tarzan knows better than reach out and grab them…  and he doesn’t test me.  It makes me laugh thinking of what torture it must be for him (must be the pregnancy hormones because I’m really a nice girl).

No sex [click to continue…]

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